#25: Sounds Like a Country Song
Lately, I have been trying really hard to turn myself into someone who likes eating salads. So far, I have only managed to do it when my salad is covered in a delicious dressing, full of delicious toppings, and pretty unhealthy. But the alternative is a boring salad that tastes like leaves and that I will almost certainly just leave in the bowl in the fridge until it wilts.
But when it does, I can use it as a prop for this joke! And actually, I also really like sad songs, so it’s like this joke is tailor-made for me. Maybe what I need to do is write a sad song about a wilted salad that I can perform after I’ve told this joke, and then my lettuce joke floorshow will be complete.