#19: It’s (Not) Coming Home
There are two things that are always true about England and football (or, as Americans call it, soccer): the English go absolutely mad for football. And the English National Football teams are never very good (although if you say that to an English football fan, they will be quick to remind you about the 1966 World Cup and their 4-2 win over West Germany).
It’s also true that the English love their tea to a nearly fanatical extent. So this joke is tailor-made to provoke and irritate the English football fan in your life. Just be aware that if you tell them this joke, they might throw their hot tea in your face… or talk about the 1966 World Cup again. I’m not sure which is worse.