#2: Suspend This!
There are a lot of people out there that don’t buy themselves new items of clothing, even after they have lost a heap of weight, or have grown out of specific items. Sure, people don’t constantly need to be buying new clothes and giving into these urges, but there are certain situations where buying new clothes is very necessary.
We’re not entirely sure why this man is still wearing these jeans if he needs 5 suspenders just to hold them up. Not only have we never seen someone wear 5 suspenders at the one time, but we’re pretty sure that if anyone needs that many suspenders to hold up any piece of clothing, they need some new clothes.