#27: The Hostess With the Mostest
This restaurant must have tried to create a farm look, but why paint just half a horse? Did they mean to paint an entire horse and miscalculate the space they have? Or was this half-horse intentional? We may never know. But one thing we do know: this image will haunt us for the rest of our days.

Perhaps the worst part about this is that this poor woman’s long, black hair blends in almost perfectly with the horse’s mane. If people have too many drinks, they might start to believe they’re dealing with a centaur.