#32: If You Know, You Know
Tortured boyfriends everywhere will appreciate this restaurant’s thoughtfulness. Their menu offers a “My Girlfriend’s Not Hungry” special. They can double any order of fries for as low as $3.49. Anyone who has a partner who is constantly “not hungry” will immediately recognize the brilliance of this menu feature.
Girlfriends, or any partners for that matter, are always saying they’re “not hungry” when they go out to eat. Once the food comes, they proceed to eat all of your delicious food. It’s just not fair. But it’s inevitable. Why fight against something you can’t stop? You might as well order an extra side of fries.
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