#10: An Unreasonable Request
If you find the smell of meat so offensive, maybe you can change the time of day you run? Expecting the entire neighborhood never to grill meat and keep their windows closed is somewhat insane. Claiming they need to do this out of respect for the “#plantbased neighbors” is a very Karen thing to do.

I hate to tell you this, but you aren’t plant-based. You may be an herbivore by choice, but you are very much made of meat. Also, you can’t make an entire statement like this and then say you don’t want to be a stereotype. That’s the epitome of an oxymoron. Get up at 5 am and run in peace, and mind your own business. Problem solved.
