#16: The Grass Is Always Longer
This next story just cracks me up. How many things had to go wrong in order for this to happen? The blade had to be removed from the mower in the first place—maybe for repair or maintenance—and the guy on the mower has to not only not have realized it, but he also has to have not looked behind himself for the entire time he was mowing.
And that was an insanely long time, because—and this is my favorite part of the story—he was on a golf course! Those are absurdly huge! That guy must have spent hours driving the mower back and forth, somehow never realizing and never noticing that the grass never got any shorter. What a colossal waste of time.