Rub a Dub Dub
Look, I’m as big a sucker for a good sale as the next person. I have been known to buy five pounds of almonds when I only needed a handful of them because there was a killer sale. I own two of the exact same pair of black leggings because they were on such a great sale that I figured that I’d just wear the one until it wore out and then start on the other.

But you’ll notice that all of my examples were small, reasonable things. I mean, don’t get me wrong, five pounds of almonds is too many, but I could fit all of those in my pantry. What I absolutely could not fit in my house—what no one could fit in their house—is 4 bathtubs, especially when you’re not actually getting rid of any of your current bathtubs. No matter how good the bathtub sale was, that’s just nuts.