Is There an Instructions Manual?
There are certain items in life that we aren’t ever told how to use, we just kind of know what they are and why they are there. Often these things fall under the category of things that people don’t feel comfortable talking about. This totally makes sense, but sometimes, if you’re unsure about the purpose of a certain item, it’s best to just bite the bullet and ask.

As weird as this review is, it makes a lot of sense that this person experienced so much discomfort when using this product because it is indeed meant for the toilet and not for human use. It is a bit concerning that someone old enough to know how to write a review would make such a mistake…