Sarcastic and Creative Notes People Left for Others to Find

Scrawled in chalk with the gravity of a bedtime story, Dad leaves a note destined to traumatize and amuse in equal measure: “Dear Girls, I fart on you while you sleep. Love, Daddy.” Who needs fairy tales when you’ve got confessions like this chalked up on the wall?

The board was built for sweet exchanges, but apparently, Dad saw a golden opportunity to weaponize humor. It’s less Hallmark, more gas-mark. Childhood memories are made of moments like this—equal parts gross and hilarious—ensuring therapy bills in the future come bundled with giggles from the past.