#24: Whee!
Do you ever look at your food and think, “Man, this poor food! My mozzarella sticks went straight from the factory to the freezer to the fryer; they’ve never really had a chance to enjoy themselves, and now I’m going to eat them and their chance to have fun is lost forever.”
Well, if you do suffer from bizarre and unreasonable guilt about your mozzarella sticks, here’s a fun idea: let them go on a Ferris wheel ride for a few minutes before you eat them! Make their last moments before being eaten memorable by giving them the amusement park vacation they never got to have before.
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