#3: Well Played, Sis
Our siblings spend years dealing with our utter nonsense, so it’s no surprise to me that Kyle got his comeuppance. His sister is on to his antics, and he definitely deserved the call out. Our siblings know us better than we’d like to think. I’m positive she had him pegged as the sandwich thief from the start of this debacle.

Maybe Kyle wouldn’t hate life so much if he learned how to make a good sandwich. Here, let me help you, bro. Start with two slices of bread and some super yummy mayo. Then add a lovely slab of slightly salted turkey, at least two types of cheese, a single piece of tomato, and a crunchy leaf of lettuce. Add a dash of pepper, and bam! Is anyone else in the mood for a sandwich right now?