38. Using Punctuation
Who actually uses semicolons in their every day lives? I understand if you are a writer or if in work you must consistently be writing material that has semicolons in the documents but… do we all actually use semicolons on the regular, when texting our friends? Not always.
This joke is possibly one of my favorite jokes on this list because it’s simple, yet it doesn’t spoon feed you the joke. You have to pay attention to the way the joke is written to really understand the humor of it all, as well as the self-deprecation. Perfect, really.