#17: Descendant from Pirates
Ahoy matey, it seems like this person’s family tree has a few swashbuckling branches! With a great great great great grandfather who was abducted by pirates and raised as one in Canada, it’s no wonder the user is convinced they have pirate blood in their veins. But wait a minute, their parents were from Czechoslovakia and Germany – how did this happen?
Maybe the pirates got lost on their way to the Caribbean and ended up in Europe instead? Or maybe this ancestor was just really good at navigating the high seas, and ended up in Canada by accident. Either way, it’s an exciting tale that’s sure to impress at any family gathering. Who knows, maybe the user inherited some of their ancestor’s pirate skills – they should try their luck at finding buried treasure.