#27: New Masculinity Standards
Listen up, men. I know the thought of shaving your armpits might make you cringe, but hear me out. Not only does it make you look like a Greek God (well, this one’s not guaranteed), but it can actually help keep you smelling fresh all day long. That’s right, less hair means less sweat, which means less stink. It’s simple science, people.
And let’s be real; nobody wants to be the guy with the funky pits. So grab your razor and get to work, because a little bit of grooming can go a long way in the battle against B.O. And if you’re worried about looking too pretty, just remember that real men shave their armpits and that bad hygiene is not a sign of masculinity. Plus, you’ll save a fortune on deodorant.