#5: Coworker of Mine Chopped His Phone in Half Today
Some people use screen time limits. Others just… go straight for the blade. No one knows exactly how it happened—paper cutter mishap? Stress-induced rage? A bold attempt at “disconnecting”? Either way, the phone didn’t make it. May its notifications finally rest in peace.

The real question now: how do you even explain that to IT? “Yeah, it’s, uh… two phones now.” Maybe he was just trying to fold it like the new models. Whatever the reason, one thing’s clear—this coworker has officially gone above and beyond in the art of taking a break.
