#32: The Wheelchair Guest Who Should NOT Have Been Drinking
This story already started wild before the party even began—your administrator’s husband literally fell through the ceiling getting Christmas decorations and shattered his hip. So he rolled into the party in a wheelchair, on painkillers, and absolutely not in any condition to be mixing meds with alcohol.

But of course, a couple drinks still found their way to him. And that’s when the night truly went off the rails. He started yelling something racist, immediately killing the vibe, and then—right on cue—puked all over himself. The room probably froze, unsure whether to help, hide, or pretend they didn’t witness any of it.
