Twitter Users Share Words of Wisdom (and More) From Their Grandmothers

In the popular sitcom How I Met Your Mother, Ted Mosby used to say his mother always said, “nothing good ever happens after 2 am.” This Twitter user shared her grandma’s real-life version – and the racier version – of this quote: “ain’t nothing open past midnight except legs.”

There are a lot of things she could’ve meant by that quote, and it’s up to your imagination to decide what this quote means. We interpret it to mean there’s no reason to go out or meet with a guy at this hour of the night- unless you want to get frisky. We have to wonder if her granddaughter lives by this quote…