#18: Leave It All Behind
Sometimes we look back on things our grandparents said to us when we were little and realize how wildly inappropriate (but funny) they were. D.J. has a vivid memory from when he was five years old of his grandma giving him instructions for her funeral. She told him to make sure they laid her in her coffin face down, and the reason why will make you hoot with laughter.
Five-year-old D.J. obviously asked why she wanted to be face down in her coffin, and she said because she wanted everyone to walk up and kiss her you-know-what! D.J. most likely didn’t get the full magnitude of her joke back when he was five, but thinking back on it now probably cracks him up! His grandma sure sounds like quite a character.