If you own a dog, then you probably know that there are some pretty funny things about these furry creatures. Of course, they aren’t always “funny” because someone’s dog is being mischievous or naughty – sometimes it’s what the dog does to us humans that makes us laugh.
Here are my favorite four stories from people who know what I’m talking about!
The Dog Who Thinks He Owns the House
“One of my dogs thinks that he is the king of the house, which is funny and adorable in small doses but can get annoying if you actually want to accomplish anything during a short period of time at home.” – kallikrein
“We have a small dog, and when she was a puppy, she used to make me take any toy of my son’s that she wanted. He had one [a toy] we named ‘the devil’, because it would sneak up on you by itself… And I knew the minute we turned our backs that the little one was going to get into trouble. One day she started chewing the devil toy and I turned around just in time to see my son’s head caught between her jaws. If we lived in the country, that little pup would probably have had four legs!” – clemfish
The Dog Who Asks for Everything on Your Plate
“My lab likes to climb on my legs and please himself by begging for whatever is on your plate. When we were eating shrimp one time, he practically licked the plate clean.” – mrsjef
“My dog will happily eat anything I’m eating (even when it’s something as disgusting as an onion) so I have to keep him away at mealtimes.” – MommaToucan
The Dog Who Thinks She’s a Cat
“We have a rescued pit bull mix who thinks she’s a cat. She loves to catch and play with moths.” – krempasky
The Dog That Likes to be Naked (and Poop) in the House
“My dog always gets naked and poops in the house even though she has access to three fenced-in acres of land outside. I honestly don’t get it.” – Starkitty
“When I was little, my dog used to [pee] on me all the time whenever we were playing tug-of-war with his toys. My mom says he used to do this with my dad too before he learned not to.” – glasshalffull4237
I hope that you enjoyed this list of the most hilarious stories from dog owners shared above. Tune in for more funny dog stories on our Facebook Page.