42 Signs That Got Really Specific, Really Fast

If your name is Ryan, then you don’t want to miss this. All the Ryans in the country come together to mingle and share their unique Ryan wisdom. Sadly, I have to miss this great meeting because my name isn’t Ryan. But at least my name isn’t Bryan, the eternal rival of every Ryan.

And yes, I scanned the code on the flyer so that you don’t have to. Sure enough, there’s an entire website for this meetup! It even makes you check to confirm that your name isn’t Bryan. I struggle to think what would happen if a Bryan dares cross the path of a Ryan. *Shudders.*