42 Signs That Got Really Specific, Really Fast

Birthday greeting cards are meant to be personal and specific. After all, you don’t want to receive some over-general birthday card, but rather something that makes you feel special on your special day. But why does the weight of the giver matter? And what if you buy this greeting early and then gain or lose a few pounds?

Everything about this card is so oddly specific. We find it confusing, not only the “from your 120-lb friend” part, but also the first part, “happy 29th birthday.” Why not 30th? Why not 25th? Who makes a birthday card specifically for this birthday? That’s not something you see every day, we can tell you that much.