#36: I’m Sorry Sir, That Is Not How You Go Through Security
Some travelers take off their shoes, some take off their belts… and then there’s this guy, who apparently decided the whole human should go on the conveyor belt. With his legs sticking out of the X-ray machine like he’s waiting for a spa treatment, he’s definitely giving TSA a new challenge.

Maybe he misread the signs. Maybe he thought he was carry-on. Or maybe he just reached that special level of airport exhaustion where logic no longer applies. Either way, the TSA agent’s face says it all: “Sir… please. We beg you. Stand up like everyone else.”
