#28: Met Him At The Airport. I Asked Him What Made Him Do That And He Replied “Cause I Can”
There he sits, calmly rocking what might be the most committed half-and-half haircut and beard combo ever attempted in public. One side is clean-shaven and presentable, the other looks like it wandered in from a metal concert, and he’s staring directly into the camera like this is perfectly normal. Honestly, the confidence is inspiring.

According to him, the reason is simple: “Cause I can.” And really, what better place to unleash experimental facial hair than an airport, where everyone’s too tired and stressed to judge you properly? He probably caused at least three people to question whether they were hallucinating, but one thing’s for sure—no one is forgetting him anytime soon.
