People who self-identify as “lizard owners” are oftentimes a little more unusual than the average person. Now, before any of you start sending me hate mail, let us assure you that we’re not saying there is anything wrong with owning a lizard! In fact, some people find them to be very helpful around the house. Rather, we’re simply stating some facts about people who own lizards which you may find interesting! Now, let’s get on with it!
Did you know that …
…approximately 70% of lizard owners are usually either wearing an abnormally large hat or have a tendency to change their avatars quite frequently?
…approximately 20% of lizard owners are usually eating a slice of bacon covered pizza or wearing a hare mask and an old-timey gentleman’s suit (and top hat)?
…approximately 90% of lizard owners either own a pet rat or speak with somebody else over the internet inside their favorite store, that store being Wal-Mart?
…approximately 97% of lizard owners enjoy writing in all capital letters and/or frequently use the terms “u,” “ur,” and “r” when typing?
…approximately 40% of lizard owners are wearing a cape or dressed like a radish?
…100% of lizard owners do nothing but dream about bringing back the good old days?
What are 3 interesting facts about lizards?
- They are reptiles, just like snakes.
- Some varieties of lizards can change color to blend in with their environments.
- Lizards eat plants, insects, and small animals.
Do lizards feel love for their owners?
There is a theory among biologists that lizards cannot feel love for their owners. In fact, they can’t feel anything at all. They’re reptiles! However, there are other scientists who claim that lizards can feel love for their owners. The debate still rages on about how loving a lizard can be to his or her owner.
Why are lizards so valuable to us?
The answer to this question is quite simple! Lizards are valuable to us because they are able to help us in so many ways. For example, some types of lizards eat bugs that can destroy crops and other plants. Other varieties of lizards can be used as pets or mascots for businesses, providing a new form of advertising.
Who were the first people to own lizards?
It is believed that some types of lizards have been around since the very earliest of times. Scientists speculate that early primates kept them as pets, while others believe reptilian humanoids used to keep them around for their ability to help with farming.
What types of lizards are the most fun?
The type of lizard that is considered to be the most fun depends on who you ask! Some people prefer the larger varieties, while others enjoy the smaller ones. Most people won’t argue that any lizard can be a lot of fun to have around!