#42: How Cheesy
Sometimes, you win the food lottery because Mother Nature has decided to smile on you and give you a massive carrot or an extra banana. Sometimes, you win the food lottery because a disgruntled fast food employee gives you a metric ton of food to spite his boss.

Other times, you win the food lottery because the employee who put your meal together can’t count. This person ordered an eight-piece mozzarella sticks but got ten mozzarella sticks instead. Education is important, but if lack of math skills means extra mozzarella sticks, maybe I don’t want people that educated after all.
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