50 Times People Lucked Out With Food and Got Their Money’s Worth and Then Some

There’s something rather magical about clams and oysters, isn’t there? Not what they look like, obviously, because they look like giant lumps of snot inside a rock. And not what they taste like, because the only way I can stand either one is as clam chowder, and in that case I’m much more interested in the chowder than the clams.

No, they are magical because they are the only food that might also give you jewelry. Imagine going to a seafood restaurant and coming home with a lovely pearl that you can set in a ring! You’re never going to get that from chicken nuggets.