Amusing First Date Stories That Prove Love is a Battlefield

There are many things you don’t want to do on a first date, and we’ve been over most of them already. Perhaps the one thing you really don’t want to do on a first date (or ever) is hit your date with your car. It’s too bad this guy didn’t provide us any more details; we’re dying to know how this story ended.

We can only assume there was no second date. Otherwise, he would’ve mentioned, “… and we live happily to this day.” We can only hope he at least took her to the hospital and covered the medical bills. And maybe bought her dinner. We can’t say that we blame her if she wanted nothing to do with him after this incident.