#36: Not Well Thought Through
Some people just really don’t think things through before they open their mouths. For example, this guy. Let’s count the parts of this story that were not well thought through: first, has he not yet learned that if you tell a child not to tell their mother something, they’re going to bring it up at the first possible moment?
Second, how long did he think that he was going to be able to keep this from his wife? There was an entire bandage on his arm, dotted with blood, and it was visible enough that the kid could see it under the sleeve of the shirt he was wearing. His wife was absolutely going to notice it sooner or later.