Dads Share Their Biggest “Don’t Tell Your Mother About This” Moments

The lesson that I’m learning from all of these stories is that a lot of dads seem to have absolutely no idea what is and isn’t age-appropriate entertainment for their children. I’m beginning to think that if I ever have children, I may not be able to leave them alone with their father.

I mean, I don’t see how you watch the trailers for something like Team America: World Police and think that it’s going to be appropriate for an 11-year-old. The film got an R rating and very nearly got an NC-17. I don’t see how any of this caught Dad by surprise. I suspect he might not be too bright.