#12: Peter Patter the Ventriloquist Doll
There’s no excuse for this creepy design. We’re sorry to say this, but ventriloquist dolls are inherently creepy. Think about it. Have you ever seen a ventriloquist doll that wasn’t extremely creepy and unnerving? We didn’t think so. This Peter Patter doll is one of the creepiest ventriloquist dummies we’ve ever seen.
It’s like the designers of this toy didn’t even try to make him look cute. The exaggerated features and painted-on eyebrows are too much to handle. Peter’s eyes look like they can stare straight into your soul. We don’t like it. Strangely enough, the illustrated version of Peter Patter on the box looks better than the actual doll, and that’s saying a lot.
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