Shia LaBeouf
Does anyone else here remember Even Stevens, where Shia LaBeouf played the lovable goofball Louis? Or do you remember that weird period of time when an Internet novelty song about actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf got really popular for a while? Those were the good old days. I think back on them fondly sometimes when I hear about the latest weird thing that Shia LaBeouf has gotten up to.

And believe me, friends, there’s been some pretty weird stuff (though I admit to enjoying the “Just Do It” video). But things took a turn for the alarming when allegations were made that he had abused previous girlfriends. How hard is it for people that we admire to just stop abusing people? How do they think that this is never going to come back to haunt them?