#46: Here we go again!
It’s simply unbelievable how accurate this horoscope is. Not only did I eat today, I ate THREE TIMES. My mind is blown. This horoscope is accurate for everyone, and that makes it even more amazing! Everyone I’ve shown today has been just as shocked as me!
I kid, I kid. My actual horoscope today from Horoscope.com is this: “You may find yourself bursting into tears for no apparent reason today, Libra. Seek comfort in sitting by a body of water where you can let your emotions flow. Tension builds as the storm draws near. Once it has passed, however, there is calm as the sunshine pierces the clouds. This time of peace and serenity may seem far off, but it’s closer than you think.” It’s nearly 9 pm; I sure hope it’s wrong.