#42: Even Oprah would take that defense
If you ask us, we’d accept this defense in court. Bustle was kind enough to explain this phenomenon. “Scorpio season is serving emotional intensity, raw truths, and deep transformations. Our inner detectives will come out to play, and we’ll be devoted to finding the truth at all costs — even if it means uncovering secrets and facing the shadows.”
And they aren’t the only ones! Even Oprah got in on the Scorpio Season hubbub. Her astrology writing for Oprah Daily explains all about how this season is “unwilling to play by the rules” and “is sure to bring up some very unexpected events, feelings, and circumstances.” I don’t know about you, but I’m not arguing with Oprah, not even if I were a judge.