Astrology Memes Even Non-Believers Would Enjoy

#38: See? Your mom knows!

Aha! If you can’t find your birth certificate, ask your mom! All moms know what time their children were born, at least if they’ve already had two cups of coffee after their four hours of sleep. My kids were born at 8:45 am and 9:13 pm. I have to admit, though, if they call and ask me their birth time, I will be asking questions!

I wonder if this poster’s mom asked? And if he explained? I bet that was a fun conversation. “Hey, mom, I’m crushing on this girl. I’m pretty sure she’s not a witch, but she says if I give her my birth time, she can make me a chart…” Maybe his mom gave him a lecture on “those types of girls” or perhaps she just told him and wished him luck. Sounds like he needed it (the lecture and the luck)!