#29: Listen up, people
People who love astrology love to talk about astrology. They can explain for hours which sign should date which and why, how different planets affect your daily moods, and what personality traits you should have. It can get rather monotonous after a while. Here’s a tip: redirect the conversation.
Casually mention an upcoming band you’d like to see or a movie you recently watched. If all else fails, slowly walk away. They might try to follow, in which case you pull your phone out and look up the nearest crystal store and offer to drop them off. Did I say closest? Maybe one that’s a good ten-minute drive or more away. Those ten minutes will take them at least an hour or two to walk back. Ah, silence, you are beautiful.