#29: Come see my lair
Remember those birth charts we talked about a few memes back? Astrologers love making them. It takes hours to source all the information and is a fun hobby for some, so they’ve already asked everyone they know. If you want to keep their attention, offering to let them make you a chart is a sure-fire way to keep them engaged.
Birth charts use your minute, hour, day, month, year, and time zone to calculate your specific sign and which celestial bodies were in the sky when you were born. Using that information, someone can tell you everything you ever need (or don’t need) to know about decisions you’re making right now and in the future.