#22: Excuses, excuses!
Remember when I mentioned that dating someone who is into astrology could actually be a good thing? Here you are, the perfect example. He’s explaining all your issues away for you, and you haven’t had to do a thing. It’s so convenient. Now, let’s talk about bubble baths. They seem so cliche, but let me tell you. I purchased my house based on my tub. Yes, you read that right.
Bubble baths make everything better. I set out a few candles, turn off all the lights, then sit back and read my horoscope. It’s amazing. Am I a cliche meme? Perhaps, but I’m okay with that. If I ever move, I’m taking my tub with me. It’s big enough to fit three people! It may or may not have a few crystals for ambiance. Big, beautiful amethyst crystals.