#11: Jaded. Period.
You can always tell which sign wrote that astrology post and which stabbed that person in the back. It’s one of my favorite things about them. If I were writing one of these posts, I’d definitely throw some shade Gemini’s way. It is what it is. These lists are pretty prolific, too.
I love how wonderful they make half the signs sound, knowing that’s their current partner or maybe themselves and their kids. Bestie signs always get an excellent callout, too. This one is more specific than most, though. Sara the Capricorn has a lot of explaining to do; maybe we can find her and get her side of the story?